



(Source: unflatteringcatselfies)
me: *scares myself to the point where I can’t even function because of the anxiety I have created over a situation*
the situation: *works out fine*
me: oh
(Source: liquor-baby)
If we don’t have pussy, we don’t have a country.
(Source: loveserum)
(Source: quitesoftspot)
I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”
bitch me too the fuck